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Uranus!

Uranus!
Facts
Compisitions of Uranus
Voyages to Uranus!
Moons, Rings, & ect...
Questions
How we discovered Uranus
All About Us

WELCOME

Do you know what happens when you look for a planet? ....... i was hoping you would know because i saw some skid marks around URANUS.

First Spaceman: I'm hungry.
Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !
What do you call a loony spaceman ?
An astronut !
What do you call a space magician ?
A flying sorcerer !
I want to be an astronaut when I grow up.
What high hopes you have !
What do you call an overweight ET ?
An extra cholesterol !
What did the metric alien say ?
Take me to your litre !
What did the alien say to the gas pump ?
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !
How does a robot shave ?
With a laser blade !
What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route round ?
R2 detour !

Do robots have sisters ?
No, just transistors !

Why did the boy become an astronaut ?
Because he was no earthly good !
What do astronauts wear to keep warm ?
Apollo-neck sweaters !
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ?
At parking meteors !
Where do Martians drink beer ?
At a mars bar !
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep ?
You rock-et !
Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ?
You see, it had no atmosphere !
How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ?
They play astronauts and crosses !
Where does Dr Who buy his cheese ?
At a dalek-atessen !
Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ?
Dark Raver !
Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?
To boldly go where no man has been before !

Uranus.
 

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