|First Spaceman: I'm hungry.|
Second Spaceman: So
am I, it must be launch time !
|What do you call a loony spaceman ?|
|What do you call a space magician ?|
A flying sorcerer !
|I want to be an astronaut when I grow up.|
What high hopes
you have !
|What do you call an overweight ET ?|
extra cholesterol !
|What did the metric alien say ?|
Take me to your litre !
|What did the alien say to the gas pump ?|
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking
to you !
|How does a robot shave ?|
With a laser blade !
|What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route round
R2 detour !
Do robots have sisters ?
No, just transistors !
|Why did the boy become an astronaut ?|
Because he was
no earthly good !
|What do astronauts wear to keep warm ?|
|Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ?|
At parking meteors !
|Where do Martians drink beer ?|
At a mars bar !
|How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep ?|
|Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a
few minutes ?|
You see, it had no atmosphere !
|How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ?|
They play astronauts and crosses !
|Where does Dr Who buy his cheese ?|
At a dalek-atessen
|Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ?|
|Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?|
boldly go where no man has been before !