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First Spaceman: I'm hungry.
Second Spaceman: So
am I, it must be launch time ! |
What do you call a loony spaceman ?
An astronut
! |
What do you call a space magician ?
A flying sorcerer ! |
I want to be an astronaut when I grow up.
What high hopes
you have ! |
What do you call an overweight ET ?
An
extra cholesterol ! |
What did the metric alien say ?
Take me to your litre ! |
What did the alien say to the gas pump ?
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking
to you ! |
How does a robot shave ?
With a laser blade ! |
What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route round
?
R2 detour ! |
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Do robots have sisters ?
No, just transistors !
Why did the boy become an astronaut ?
Because he was
no earthly good ! |
What do astronauts wear to keep warm ?
Apollo-neck
sweaters ! |
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ?
At parking meteors ! |
Where do Martians drink beer ?
At a mars bar ! |
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep ?
You
rock-et ! |
Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a
few minutes ?
You see, it had no atmosphere ! |
How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ?
They play astronauts and crosses ! |
Where does Dr Who buy his cheese ?
At a dalek-atessen
! |
Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ?
Dark
Raver ! |
Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?
To
boldly go where no man has been before ! | |
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